Suris burn book imagines kate and toms daughter taking down hollywoods most papped celebrity offspring genevieve torabi tue 11 oct 2011 11. Suris burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue ivy suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz and beyonces daughter, blue ivy, a rival. The wouldbe creator of noris iteration had a major spark when she saw suri cruise wearing clothes from the babies r us x kardashians collaboration line. These burns were brought to you by allie hagan, the creator of suri s burn book. Katie holmes and daughter suri cruise skipped grabbing a town car or a cab and caught a train in new york in for a tight hug. The blog has generated a lot of attention, as well as a book deal for hagan, who works fulltime as a d. These burns were brought to you by allie hagan, the creator of suris burn book. Around the time they were born it kinda lost its charm for me but i still cant help but laugh at north west the person. The titular suri is, of course, suri cruise, the daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes. In fact, the phenomenon has been around long enough that it already has been parodied in such twitter accounts as suris burn book, where tom cruise and. Allie hagan, the creator of the immensely popular blog suris burn book, which has now become its own book, featured everywhere from people magazine to the daily beast, only added to that persona by creating the tongueincheek version of suri who spends most of her pampered days critiquing the famous people and kids she sees around her. It is on tumblr, twitter and apparently now has its own written, and published book. Previous tumblrs of the week suris burn book features photos of celebrities and their children with commentary by tumblr suri.
We would like to show you a description here but the site wont allow us. Allie hagan is the author of suris burn book, one of the best, most hilarious, and most on point celebrity sites on the internet. Her teaser tweets link to expanded tumblr posts, in which the pintsized fashion plate goes after everyone from her pathetic parental units to the clueless kardashians. Tumblr suri is kind of a jerk and a surprisingly literate jerk, for a 5yearold. Inkitt is the worlds first readerpowered book publisher, offering an online community for talented authors and book lovers. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart 9780762447350. Dm us what you want us to tweet for you and we will do it completely anonymously. Internet fame, being judgmental, and celebrity culture. Surisburnbook visit the most interesting suri s burn book tumblr pages, wellliked by users from usa and india, or check the rest of surisburnbook. Thats where the offspring of tom cruise and katie holmes, sixyearold suri cruise, comes in in the new book suris burn book.
What better place to mouth off about, well, whatever you want. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. As a toddler, suri cruise was seen buying toys at fao. Suris burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. Allie hagan, author of the blogturnedbook suris burn book. The preteen, who appeared on the cover of vanity fair at just 5 months old and inspired a viral tumblr page, suris burn book, by age 5, has managed to stay mostly out of the spotlight since her. Write captivating stories, read enchanting novels, and well publish the books you love the most based on crowd wisdom. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. Not the real suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, but the one written about in a snarky blog and now book suris burn book. This site uses cookies to improve your experience and to provide services and advertising.
Suris burn book was made by someone to share suris thoughts on other celebrity kids and their fashion. Suris burn book just because you dont have a ferragamo. Clearly suris burn book has found its following 63,000 strong on twitter and counting of people who want to read clever writing, even about silly things. How many books have you written, kingston rossdale. But as suri has grown up and the glare on the holmescruise divorce and suri herself has faded a littlethe likes of north west kardashian and the affleck kids grace the pages of the burn book. Blogger allie hagen never thought that her offhand twitter comments would turn into anything, let alone a very.
The popular tumblr site was turned into a book, which was released on september 4th. Technically this guys title is bodyguard, but his main job is bringing. Happy birthday to suri cruise, but more importantly, to suris burn book youve been sassy, youve been cutting, but youve always looked great doing it and won our hearts in the end. Longrunning tumblr suris burn book is now, well, a book. There are celebribaby blogs, and then theres suris burn book, a tumblr that finds the stylish and somewhat judgmental progeny of tom cruise and katie holmes posting pictures of her celbrikid. Blogger allie hagen never thought that her offhand twitter comments would turn into anything, let alone a very popular blog from the perspective of one of hollywoods.
So, did suri cruise totally predict tomkats divorce. Bianca was inspired when she found a tumblr account called suris burn book, which is written from the viewpoint of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter. Suris burn book and the good business of celebrity children. I updated the suris burn book homage twitter that i started last holiday season. Suri s burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. The satirical celebfashion blog, wherein writer allie hagan took on the persona of suri cruise and offered joan riversstyle commentary on her child contemporaries, was mean but no meaner than the culture it mocked. This years installment has slightly less fashion complaint and slightly more despair at the character flaws the rest of humanity aside from kiernan shipka share. Suri cruise made a rare public appearance with katie holmes. They may not be familiar with my blog, suris burn book, which is a satirical news site about celebrity families told from the judgmental perspective of suri cruise. While the burn book will always spawn some memorable parties and holidays, my favorite burn book ripoff is suris burn booka tumblr that takes celeb baby bashing to a whole new level.
It seems like just yesterday that hollywood superstars tom cruise and katie holmes had the cutest baby who seemed to have the coolest life. Prior to prince george and north west being featured a lot, i love love loved this blog. Written from the viewpoint of a very opinionated suri cruise or at least a really funny lady who works at a consulting firm in dc by day and blogs by night. I think of suris burn book a lot because it seems so prescient now, with the hindsight of time. Suri cruises burn book trashes tom and katie, tinseltown the sulky starbuckssipping child of tom cruise and katie holmes comes off as a snob in her fake twitter feed. Ok, you caught meim not talking about the real suri cruise, but rather my favorite blog in the history of the internet, suris burn book.
Suris burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue. Suris burn book was a sharp satire that used a famous child as a conduit to explore issues of the tabloid industrial complex that surrounds the. Suri cruise is our new favourite blogger fashion the. Suris snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. Theres never been an easier way to get your message out to your desired recipient, although be warned, twitter can be a dangerous place for the illequipped smartass. We found that english is the preferred language on suri s burn book tumblr pages. I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. Suris burn book is supposed to be a critique on tabloid celebrity culture. Todays concept of a burn book was popularized by the movie mean girls, in which a small group of high school students wrote. Im not going to lie, its very interesting reading all the comments suri makes. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog that hagan, a 25yearold graduate of george.